rotom-wash:


ROTOM-WASH’S 1000 FOLLOWER GIVEAWAY!

Hey there, internet friends! I hit 1000 followers today, and I wanted to do a giveaway because I think the last one I did was at 200, so I’m due to do one!
So, the prize will be… A shiny Rotom-Wash! Actually, wait… That’s not fair, then only one person will win and others will feel left out because they cant have a shiny washing machine too… So, I’ll give away 5!
So, here are the rules of this giveaway!
YOU MUST BE FOLLOWING ME! This is for my followers, all 1000 of you!
ONLY REBLOGS COUNT! I’ve put this on previous giveaways and people still didn’t notice, so now its in bold so it’ll stand out a bit more!
NO GIVEAWAY/INACTIVE SIDE BLOGS! I guess this is a pretty standard rule on most giveaways, but yeah, thought I better add it in.
The winners of the giveaway will be announced on 21st November 2014 (hey, same day as ORAS, what a coincidence hahaha) and I will be messaging them individually! You must have a copy of Pokemon X/Y or Omega Ruby/Alpha Sapphire to get these! Other wise it’s pointless to enter!

Keep an eye out on my blog as I will update when I have hatched this shiny little electric ghost dude! But thank you all again for 1000 followers! I’m really happy that I’ve met so many amazing people on here and that you all like my blog! :) But yeah, good luck to all who decided to participate and see ya all later!

shutthefuckupcas:

shutthefuckupcas:

shutthefuckupcas:

My dad accidentally threw a cheese grater at me so I left the room and he yelled “come back here you ungrateful child” while laughing hysterically

Update my mom just told me that if I had even a ‘shred’ of decency I would go back in there

Update #2: my dad apologized and told me he had only done it for ‘the grater good’

totallyamelia:

imightgetcynical:

totallyamelia:

Yeaaaahhh…

Marriage equality is cool and all, but uh…

Trickle down equality, yo!

slomps:

there’s nearly 8 billion people in the world, don’t let someones shitty opinion get you down

babycakesforboobear:

leedstentlovers:

unconventionalkitchenslave:

What’s the difference between being hungry and horny?

where you put the cucumber

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tonyballer:

it’s sad when you realize you aren’t as important to someone as you thought you were.

spoopyphilia:

SHOUTOUT TO BEES BEING WILLING TO KILL THEMSELVES JUST TO INCONVENIENCE A HATER, THAT’S HARDCORE AS FUCK

puto1:

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it’s almost spoopy time.

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  • Fanon Damara: ME SO HORNY!!!!!
  • Canon Damara: YOU MAD BRO?
  • Fanon Rufioh: Haha....yeah doll.....1 w1sh 1 was normal sometimes.....
  • Canon Rufioh: Haha....yeah doll....1 w1sh 1 had more self confidence.....1'm not nearly as amaz1ng as everyone th1nks.... what do you mean "What do you mean everyone?"?
  • Fanon Mituna: TUL4 TUL4 TUL444 1M FELL DOWN!!!??!!111 K155 MY BOOBOO
  • Canon Mituna: 7 VAGANIA5. M4BY3 MOR3. IMANGINE... OW FUCK 1 5WE4R TO G0GDGDGD FL00R 1F YOU DON'T C3LM ETH FUCK DOWN 1 W1LL 2I48YT8QM4830JQF NVQHIOQJFQ22408 .... H3Y L4TUL4 1 G0T 4 800800 0N MY 8ULG3 3H3H3H3H3H3H3
  • Fanon Kankri: 6lah 6lah 6lah 6lah 6lah TW TW TW (# OH GOD I JUST WANT SOMEONE TO LOVE ME.)
  • Canon Kankri: Furtherm9re, I think I speak f9r all 9f us *right s9rt* 9f pe9ple that acting in such a pr96lematic manner (# not to mention disagreeing with because WTF that practically means y9u disagree with s9cial pr9gress as a c9ncept) means y9u have internalized a6liesm, casteism, speciesism, and yes, even the very min9r prejudice of sexism, meaning even th9ugh you are (allegedly) warm6looded, disa6led, m*tant, and female, y9u are, perhaps, w9rse than regular privileged individuals, which I must say is n9t a very flattering way of 6eing. It w9uld 6e m9re c9nducive t9 a safe space if you were t9, y9u kn9w, st9p existing, 6ut such is the way 9f the w9rld, isn't it? (#H9nestly we pretty much want y9u t9 kill y9urself #6ut I can't say THAT al9ud, can I?)
  • Fanon Meulin: SQUEEEEEEEE!!! YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND!!!!
  • Canon Meulin: ....SQUEEEEEEE!!! YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND!!!!
  • Fanon Porrim: *Flirts with everyone, poses sexily yet classily*
  • Canon Porrim: Well, there's a lo+t o+f co+ntinuity between befo+ran and earth concepts of gender hierarchy, mo+re than yo+u may think. It's really a fascinating to+pic, if yo+u aren't to+o+ bo+thered by it. Listen, I so+metimes think I give Kanny a little bit to+o+ much freedo+m... do+n't let his to+xic ideas abo+ut gender get to yo+u. Remember to+ keep expo+ring yo+urself in a way that's co+mfo+rtable in yo+ur o+wn skin, and kno+w yo+u can talk to+ me. :)
  • Fanon Latula: y34h, l3tz g3t d4ng3rous!!!! (#Internally moons about teen love triangle drama)
  • Canon Latula: y34h, l3tz g3t d4ng3rous!!!! (#Internally suppresses a panic attack possibly related to a legitimate anxiety disorder)
  • Fanon Aranea: I was never a8le to help myself...To many people knew I was worthless.... 8ut that doesn't mean I can't help you :::::).
  • Canon Aranea: I was never a8le to help myself... too many people thought I was worthless, probably secretly jealous of my superior a8liities, kindness, and intellect.... 8ut that doesn't mean I can't help you ::::).
  • Fanon Horuss: 8=D < Uguu desu ne~~~
  • Canon Horuss: 8=D < It behooves me to act hapfilly all the time! *SCREAMING AND SOBBING INTERNALLY*
  • Fanon Kurloz: :o)
  • Canon Kurloz: :o) (# ALL WILL BOW BEFORE THE WICKED-ASS AGE OF BLOOD. INFIDEL PUPPETS, TAKE YOUR PLACE AT MY HAND. I AM BUT THE HUMBLE SERVANT OF THE GREAT ONE. YOUR SOULS WILL KNOW THE FAYGO-SWEET KISS OF TOTAL ANNIHILATION SOON ENOUGH, AND YOUR PAIN WILL BE SMOTHERED BY THE COLD GREASEPAINT OF NOTHINGNESS.)
  • Fanon Cronus: Another rejection... sigh... guess I'm just as wvorthless as evweryone says.
  • Canon Cronus: Another rejection. Another ungrateful shitlord. Do they knowv wvhat an HONOR it wvould be? If I felt like it, and they're lucky I don't because they're not wvorth the effort, I could maybe let them knowv wvhat it means to offend royalty... Oh wvait, someone's coming... *SOB* OOOH GUESS I'M JUST AS WVORTHLESS AS EVWERYONE SAYS *HEAVE*.
  • Fanon Meenah: *Is Nicki Minaj*
  • Canon Meenah: yeah I killed and attempted to kill several people who probs didnt deserve it but whatevs