snickidoodle:

d0nn0:

beyoncevevo:

there needs to be a month between august and september 

october???

son i have news for you

lokiaintevenbovvered:

venusaurphobia:

The correct pronunciation of “colonel” is, without exaggeration, the stupidest thing on this planet

ENGLISH IS NOT MY NATIVE LANGUAGE SO AFTER SEEING THIS POST A MILLION TIMES I FINALLY GOOGLED THE PRONUNCIATION AND NOW I AM SO ANGRY

neptunain:

honeymoon is an interesting term because an actual moon made of honey would imply space bees which is pretty horrifying

mikulios:

making HONEST ANTAGONISTS who believe they’re in the right and firmly believe in what they’re doing is SO MUCH MORE INTERESTING than making them “crazy” because of some outside influence. make villains who believe they are the protagonists

seerofsarcasm:

"There wasn’t any update last night" I say as I take a drag off my pipe and lean back into the rocking chair on my porch. "Too important of an event not to update." I stare out into the vastness of the internet, watching the storm slowly crawl in, barely visible in the distance.

"Flash is a-comin’."

rokkakudaiheights: